Talking with my blue jeans pants

So, dear jeans pants... It´s ok. Everything OK. You can stay here, in my body, until you want to. I wasn´t in a heavy traffic. Tonight wasn´t rainning. I´m not hangry. I´m not late. I don´t want to pee. You can stay here with zipper stuck unt....

- Moooooooooooooooooooom. For love of Jedi... Give me a scissors.